and then during surgery they'll leave something inside you which will cause three more surgeries. But you sue them for a million dollars, than you accidentally flush the check down the toilet, so you go down into the sewer to find it, and get ate by the lochness monster.
so then, they decide to make a movie out of my life story, and the actress picked to play me, falls, has her hair lit on fire, narrowly misses getting a piano dropped on her, only to be hit by a bull dozer.