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Ok so it's update time....it's ummmm APRIL...yeah that's it....we're in month 3 of new suburbia and I would like to report that my dryer broke after month two...and it's still broken. Super...YAY warranties!

Anywho....we've come home the last week or two to our driveway having been torn up, scratched and pitted by the neighboring construction and hey...I know that it's going to get messed up but if I'm paying for it I want to break it. That's just me.


We've met some of the neighbors. I foolis… Continue

Suburbia, it makes me think of the Rhianna song Disturbia. Then it makes me think of my kid singing "Istubula." We've lived here for two weeks and this place isn't Stepford that's for sure. There's been no welcome wagon. We haven't even met any of our neighbors. I've seen my next door neighbors and the people who live behind them. I think my neighbors are all reverse vampires. I can see into everyone's yard behind me because my fence is so short it makes me feel statuesque and tall even. I can s… Continue

It's been a good two weeks watching you and Wall-E make this spawn happy since we brought you home from the pet store. I'm really sorry Yippie the hamster assassin somehow got you out of your "prison yard" ball and chewed on you squishing your internal organs. You put up a good fight and a few twitches there at the end.



Oh yeah and Yippie, if I was you....if Rylan finds out you killed her hamster this is what I would do...





RUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!

I smoked today, after a whole week of not smoking. Boo!!!! I won't smoke all weekend so I think I'll be on pace to quit again for a week or so. It's so stinking hard! Today was busy for the first time in FOREVER at work for me. Smoking is like my way of getting away from my desk and outside. I know it's still a BS excuse for a bad habit. I told my son I was trying to quit and what age I started smoking and blah blah blah. I can't beleive it's already time to have the drugs and smoking talk with… Continue

My supervisor has really really bad gas, today. Actually every day. He's 70. This makes me fear that I will be that way at the age. Oh my!!!

Today was great, I was super not busy. My kid was sweet and snuggled me and our Yorkie Ricky Bobby this morning.

Nice Rylan is a tricky thing. Most of the time when she's nice it means she's plotting to kill me. I think she models herself after Stewie. I'll take her sweetness where I can get it.

I'm kind of feeling old. My son will be 8 in a month. I'm 1… Continue