I have slept for 45 minutes and feel like walking death. I blame Rachel
Zoe. I started watching an episode of her show last night at 11 pm..that
turned into 1 am before I even tried to go to sleep. I am terribly
irresponsible. She is like crack. Well not so much her (she looks like
she in on crack), it's more the show itself. I have this crazy addiction
to clothes of course and this show just fuels it. It's honestly a good
thing I don't make more money because I would spend it all on clothes
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Added by Jenna on September 2, 2010 at 10:39am —
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So I watched the ENTIRE red carpet coverage of the Emmy's last
night...yes the whole thing. It is sad that I watch the red carpet at
all-even worse that I watch it when Ross the intern and Holly Madison
are trying to host for E!. I think I just care more about the clothes
than the awards which is also superficial and lame. I feel like the
"celebrity" has really gone down a notch from how the award shows used
to be. There are just so many talented actors that there aren't as many
superstars anymo…
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Added by Jenna on August 30, 2010 at 10:30am —
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I accidentally got plastic surgery yesterday. I slept all day and started feeling better so I went with Candy to her botox appointment. She was going somewhere new and I thought it would be
nice to keep her company. I must have been a little delirious because I
just decided on a whim to get bigger lips. Yes I am a crazy person, and
yes it hurt BAD. This isn't something that is completely out of the
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Added by Jenna on August 25, 2010 at 10:30am —
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i think i got more emails over this vacation asking me if my mom was single than about anything else. i'm sitting here thinking that candy is kinda hot and possibly hotter than me. if we
ever go out to a happy hour together SHE is the one that always gets
hit on. She isn't flirty whatsoever yet she gets approached all the
time. I think I give the, "don't come near me vibe" because she comes
home with
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Added by Jenna on August 23, 2010 at 10:30am —
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just as I take the last 2 years making a close friend in Dallas, she's
leaving me. Make it 2 for that matter because I am also friends with her
husband. They are moving this weekend to some Isle in Europe that I can
never remember the name of and not coming back for 2 years. Part of me
loves the thought of moving abroad but I just feel like it's trying to
escape reality. I was so ready to get my life started when I got out of
college and I feel like I would be backtracking a little if I were to…
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Added by Jenna on August 12, 2010 at 10:30am —
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I slept more than I've slept in months yesterday and last night and it
was amazing! Prescription medication helps so much. I need to stop
bitching about how tired I am all the time. I was talking to Laura the
other day and it's just become a fact of life. How long can you say you
are tired before it becomes a permanent condition and not just a short
term feeling. We were joking about how often I say it and if I was a
doll, that would be one of my phrases I say when you pull the string. I
have so…
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Added by Jenna on August 11, 2010 at 10:30am —
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The true test of manliness is in the hands. I realized this weekend that
a soft touch is wimpy and oogie. I shook hands with a man and he gave
me the limp thing and it gave me the chills. THen the asian man giving
me a manicure went to rub my neck and just did that pinch thing. I'd
rather never be rubbed than get the dead fish slapping around. I need a
man to have a firm grip and hard touch. that sounds pervy sorry.
I
learned that men get brazilian waxes. Challenge? I never really thou…
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Added by Jenna on August 4, 2010 at 10:30am —
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I have a weird addiction to makeup. I have always been girlie when it comes to clothes and prefer to spend everything I have on clothing. Makeup has never really done it for me. Now I can't go to the mall or go to Walgreens without buying makeup. The worst part is-most of it I end up hating and not wearing. I'd say one out of every 10 products I buy is something that I stick with. I don't know why I have gotten so into makeup or maybe it's normal to be this way and I'm just late to the game. I r…
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Added by Jenna on August 2, 2010 at 10:30am —
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I don't even know why I watch the Bachelorette. I only watched last
night's episode because I was worried that it was the final and we would
talk about it today. But of course they draw it out as long as
possible. Tahiti definitely looks like the best vacation spot in the
world and I could fall in love with anyone there. Seriously, I could
probably fall in love with my grandpa if we went on a trip to Tahiti. I
would rather see them live a real life with real problems. What happened
to staying at…
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Added by Jenna on July 30, 2010 at 10:30am —
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I really hope that The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo series ends up being a
big hit when the American movies come out because I have devoted quite a
bit of time to reading the books. This will be one of the first times
that I have actually read the book before the movie and I don't want to
be disappointed. Daniel Craig has been cast in the lead which is already
a little questionable and if Kristin Stewart gets the female lead then I
won't see it.
I actually watched some baseball last nig…
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Added by Jenna on July 29, 2010 at 10:30am —
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well, my car is ready but i have to get paid so i can get it. what a
bummer. the whole wreck situation just makes me madder as time goes on.
i'm trying to get my 2 burned out lights fixed as well on jae chang's
tab. Today is the day that I need to call the detectives and see what
they have determined.
Tony Robbins show Breakthrough made me ball
my eyes out. I made the mistake of watching it while I was running on
the treadmill and caught some uncomfortable stares. I don't think I was
cr…
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Added by Jenna on July 28, 2010 at 10:30am —
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The family of 8 Asians that moved in upstairs is preventing me from
sleeping. I hear at least 16 feet scurrying around and I can't imagine
they let this many people on the lease. There is also a screaming baby
with a train that sounds like he's coming through the ceiling. The
family claims that the baby will only be there 3-4 days a week and he's
out of days as far as I'm concerned. How do you go about telling the
family that they are being too loud after you've already told them
twice?
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Added by Jenna on July 16, 2010 at 10:30am —
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Kellie thinks I need botox and I'm not sure how i feel about that.
Either she's trying to do me a favor or is insulting me and since she's
so clever I'm not quite sure which one it is. OR she's just trying to
get free botox for herself. I think I'm going to ask her about it.
I
can not get enough of True Blood. I think all it took for me to get
into the Vampire craze was coming across a show that is full of violence
and sex. The Twilight series just doesn't really do it for me. I need
to…
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Added by Jenna on July 14, 2010 at 10:00am —
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I can't believe an octopus predicted all these world cup games. i want to meet this Paul character. i still don't understand how he did it. i am thrilled Spain won though and kinda bummed that it's all over. I
hate when there's nothing on ESPN but baseball highlights. when we do
battle of the sexes we should rent an octopus and have him do a weekly
prediction, GUYS or GIRLS.
I am kind of sad right now and feeling like a bad older sister because I told my little b
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Added by Jenna on July 11, 2010 at 10:00am —
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My weekend was jam packed with fun. It really wasn't but I did go out all day Saturday and Saturday night. I wanted to watch the USA game at a bar with some friends and I should have just
stayed home. I ended up getting into an altercation with a small indian
in a Landon Donovan jersey. I simply asked him if there were no other
players he wanted to spend 80 dollars on. I mean, jerseys are pricey and
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Added by Jenna on July 2, 2010 at 10:00am —
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Oh how good it makes you feel when you hear your mom say..."Ew you look
giant!" Yes that is what my sweet mother Candy told me yesterday when
she was taking my before pictures for the p90x challenge. Perhaps it has
something to do with the half cookie cake I devoured yesterday. I did
make my best attempt to look soft and chubby but who knew I'd be so
successful? One look at those pictures and I started the new regimen
immediately. It was kinda rough. I couldn't come close to finishing the
ab wor…
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Added by Jenna on June 30, 2010 at 10:00am —
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This Michael Jackson tribute is already making me uncomfortable. I can't
seem to comprehend the fact that I am made to sing even though we hate
bad singers. I think there should be a way for me to participate in the
tribute without having to sing. Perhaps a dramatic reading like William
Shatner style. Maybe I was a weird kid but I wasn't all that into
Michael Jackson. He is one of those artists that I respect for his
talent, but never really had a connection with. Kellie seems to be
taking this…
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Added by Jenna on June 22, 2010 at 10:00am —
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Sometimes I wonder my sense of humor can be so creepy sometimes. I came
across the best father's day present I've ever seen-but when I posted it
on facebook, people seemed to be more offended by it than entertained. I
suppose my radar on what's funny is a little off. I still think the
nudist camp for fathers and daughters is the best thing that ever
happened to Terry Rasberry.
I have seen Candy for about 5
minutes since the party on Saturday and we live together. I think she is
going o…
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Added by Jenna on June 2, 2010 at 10:00am —
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Our first trip to the hospital went so well and we are doing it again today. I am taking my Glamour Squad to another children's hospital where we are going to treat 9 very deserving girls to a spa day.
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Added by Jenna on June 2, 2010 at 7:51am —
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There's a new technique in psychotherapy that is super hot right now....
It's a role playing exercise between the doctor and the patient, and essentially, the patient is asked to play himself or herself as a 10 year old. This isn't something the doctor will just spring on you...he actually gives you a homework assignment. He tells you to sit down in a quiet place and write down the answers to these 5 simple questions...and it's not the answers that are important, but the process of…
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Added by Jenna on June 1, 2010 at 8:54am —
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