no she didnt!!! yes she did!!!
I called all of the people that I met for my turn day. we were all supposed to meet up and go to church on Sunday morning. Not one of the three of them called me back. I cant tell you how disappointed I was. But im not going to let that deter me.. im going to do this no matter how long it takes. I’ll try again this week and see what happens.
Why is the Oscars show so freakin boring? My God!
Ok, so I have been hanging out with this girl a little bit and she seems pretty cool. She’s an Aggie but I wont hold that against her. her real job is a recruiter but her side job is a burlesque dancer. They do shows every once in a while at different parts of the city. Sometimes even other cities. Ive never dated a dancer of any type so this should be interesting!
I doubt if anyone does this but just in case at 3pm on Monday, you happen to think tou yourself, “I wonder what big al is doing right now??? He seems like a cool guy that is always doing something fun. Well today at three oclock, I have a date with a toilet!
Actually, its my toilet in my master bathroom and it keeps overflowing. So today, I will be going to home depot, purchasing a toilet, and installing it myself…
Ok, here’s the big news of the weekend…I was hanging out with this girl the other night and she had a girlfriend with her. we left primos and hit a couple other places. By the end of our night, the friend of my friend was in no shape to drive. So the came to my house and I put the friend on my couch. Let me back up just a bit. I LOVE MY COUCH! I ofter refer to it as the most comfortable couch in the whole world. And not only that, it’s the most expensive piece of furniture that I have ever purchased but its big enough for my big butt to sleep on and is every bit as comfortable as my bed. So anyway, I put the friend of my friend on my couch and that was that. the next day, the girls left and I went on with my day. later I was about to do something on my computer. I went to my usual spot, opened my laptop, sat on my couch and I jumped up and I let out a HEEELLLLLL NAAAW! The girl, the friend of my friend, had peed on my couch!!! My beautiful ultrasuede, oversized, 7 foot long, couch had been peed on. And the girl just left and didn’t say a word. I know she was embarrassed but dang, its not lke im not going to find out. I cant begin to tell yo how “pissed” I was. I was literally pacing the halls in my house. Im calling the store where I bought it asking cleaning advice for my couch that someone else had peed on. Im sure they were like “yeah right…”
Why is the Oscars show so freakin boring? My God!
Ok, so I have been hanging out with this girl a little bit and she seems pretty cool. She’s an Aggie but I wont hold that against her. her real job is a recruiter but her side job is a burlesque dancer. They do shows every once in a while at different parts of the city. Sometimes even other cities. Ive never dated a dancer of any type so this should be interesting!
I doubt if anyone does this but just in case at 3pm on Monday, you happen to think tou yourself, “I wonder what big al is doing right now??? He seems like a cool guy that is always doing something fun. Well today at three oclock, I have a date with a toilet!
Actually, its my toilet in my master bathroom and it keeps overflowing. So today, I will be going to home depot, purchasing a toilet, and installing it myself…
Ok, here’s the big news of the weekend…I was hanging out with this girl the other night and she had a girlfriend with her. we left primos and hit a couple other places. By the end of our night, the friend of my friend was in no shape to drive. So the came to my house and I put the friend on my couch. Let me back up just a bit. I LOVE MY COUCH! I ofter refer to it as the most comfortable couch in the whole world. And not only that, it’s the most expensive piece of furniture that I have ever purchased but its big enough for my big butt to sleep on and is every bit as comfortable as my bed. So anyway, I put the friend of my friend on my couch and that was that. the next day, the girls left and I went on with my day. later I was about to do something on my computer. I went to my usual spot, opened my laptop, sat on my couch and I jumped up and I let out a HEEELLLLLL NAAAW! The girl, the friend of my friend, had peed on my couch!!! My beautiful ultrasuede, oversized, 7 foot long, couch had been peed on. And the girl just left and didn’t say a word. I know she was embarrassed but dang, its not lke im not going to find out. I cant begin to tell yo how “pissed” I was. I was literally pacing the halls in my house. Im calling the store where I bought it asking cleaning advice for my couch that someone else had peed on. Im sure they were like “yeah right…”
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Comment by Kathy on February 23, 2009 at 2:27pm - Al, Al,...Al. Where do I begin. Let's start at the top. Good for you for inviting people to go to church with you. I really agree with the comment from "Graphics" about brunch and then they may be less intimated about attending church with you. Next, it is around 2:30 Monday, so you must be about to tackle the toilet. God help you is all I can say. I do not have a good feeling about that undertaking. Finally, the two girls from the weekend...apply the standards from paragraph 1 to the last paragraph, please. I've always heard if you lie down with dogs, you're going to get fleas...or in your case, peed on. Sorry, Al, but you can do so much better.
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Comment by Bitsy Wood on February 23, 2009 at 11:54am - Drunks should only get a plastic tarp and the floor! I also agree that you need classier girls to hang out with. You so often describe girls that come across as being not able to find their way out of an open paper bag.
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Comment by D on February 23, 2009 at 11:00am - Al, you just hang out with the wrong people! Go for classier types next time when you make friends. You are worth it!
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Comment by Graphics on February 23, 2009 at 9:49am - Big Al...did you ever think that maybe church is a little bit overwhelming of a first step for someone trying to get their life back together? perhaps you should rethink your My Turn idea and instead offer to take a couple of them to breakfast where you can "council" them about what church means to you and how it has impacted your life.
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