I decided not to do the intensive 8 day cleanse because, quite frankly, it scared the crap out of me. Pun intended...Why not.
So now I'm doing the modified 30 day cleanse. Instead of drinking nothing but apple juice mixed with this vile packet of dirt five times a day and sipping on vegetarian broth whenever hunger strikes, I'm eating healthier and drinking just one apple juice with a vile dirt packet every day. Plus there are these pills....but who cares about that.
I was going to give up meat and dairy for the 30 days, but I've already blown the dairy part. I just cannot live without cheese. I simply can't. So I'm going to try the meatless thing and see what happens. And who knows? Maybe by the end of this thing I'll be a crunchy, granola-eating, non-shaving woman who is finally at peace with herself and at one with nature. I might take a part-time job at a half-price book store or Whole Foods, just so I can really LIVE this life. Those people who work there always intimidate me with all their enlightenedness. But after 30 days, I just might BE one of the enlightened. Maybe I won't even like cheese by then. We'll see. And if I lose the 7 pounds I've gained since surgery, that's just icing on the cake. Vegan cake.
I've been invited to drink margaritas on the patio for Fat Tuesday. I'm thinking that won't put me on the road to enlightenment. I'll have to meditate on that for a while before I make my final decision.
XO
Kellie
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