I think I'm water drunk. I just drank my dirt packet as quickly as I possibly could without choking on it and then followed it with tons of water and whoo-hoo! My lips have a nasty after-taste but I feel like I've been on a bender.
I'm doing okay with the no meat thing because I've managed to replace it with every other edible thing possible. I don't think I'm doing this cleanse right. In fact, I'm sure of it. But, what's so bad about giving up meat. It might be enlightening. But I've got to slow my roll on the peanut butter and potato chips.
Emma Kelly is going through a strange phase right now. One minute she's loving me so hard and mashing herself into me like she wants to become one with me. The next minute, she's slapping away my kisses and tonight, for the first time, she said, "I want Daddy!" Oh, the dagger through my heart! She only said it once and whatever made her say that seemed to have passed, but of course, I took it entirely personally. She's going to be such a handful...I can already tell. But it's my karma because my mama will tell you right now with all the love in her heart that I was a big old pain in the butt when I was a toddler. But just look how great I turned out.
XO
Kellie
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