I have sweet shower skills

Here is how Facebook almost got me hurt today. Luckily I am a freaking ninja. Kinsey came home and we were watching the hills. I noticed a message a friend of mine wrote about standing on your hands in the shower because it feels different… yeah, I was Facebooking and watching at the same time. I don’t think he attempted this himself, but it sounded fun. Kinsey told me that it would be pretty impossible because “it’s slippery”. I took that as a challenge and I needed to take a shower, it was like we were meant to be. So I attempted this hand stand shower position. Have a I mentioned that I can’t do a handstand?

I needed to use the wall, which was wet, bad news number one. Interestingly enough, I did feel the difference between regular showering and upside down showering before feeling about a gallon of water go up my nose, bad news number two, which caused me to do the most awesome flip, aka- almost falling on my head but managing to only knock the curtain down. I would not have used my ninja skills I would have probably hurt my head/neck pretty bad.

Now Kinsey is mad because:
A. I didn’t listen to her when she told me not to do it, and
B. I got her jewelry case/box thing wet. I did turn the water off pretty quickly though. So kudos to me on that.

At least I didn’t hit my head : )

So I am sad to announce that I will no longer be doing shower stunts… yes I am retiring from doing stupid things while wet. BTW, it did feel pretty cool though. Good times.

My stupid stunt gave Kinsey the right to tell me this, “We are taking engagement pictures this weekend because your hair has grown back and I just got my hair colored.” Sounds cool huh? Nope! We are taking them on freaking Sunday!!!! Why can’t we take them next week when the Chargers have a bye week? This is a freaking travesty in my book. I am going to probably miss the first two quarters of the Charger game. Plus, she said no going out this weekend so we don’t look tired in our pictures. She did offer to give me a manny and pedi which I think is great/gay.

Moral of the story: only attempt a handstand in the shower if you are a ninja like me, or a pro gymnast.

WORD!!!

PS- Spencer Pratt, I no longer hate you. I think you are hilarious and awesomely weird. Wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat during the show for no good reason is gold.