Worst night of JJ Lane’s life… DMX jail time… Will George Lopez replace Donald Trump?… Chris Brown’s home broke into… and One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson is expecting a baby

He didn’t realize it at the time, but being eliminated by Kaitlyn Bristowe on “The Bachelorette” may have been the best night of JJ Lane’s life. The worst night may end up being the night JJ filmed the “Men Tell All” special. After the shoot was wrapped, all the guys headed over to a cast and crew after-party. Apparently, a group of five guys were waiting outside the party and attacked JJ, who made a valiant effort to fight back but ended up getting his butt whooped before another contestant, Ben Zorn, broke things up. JJ suffered a couple of black eyes and went to the hospital to make sure he didn’t have a concussion, but he didn’t call the police. What’s up with that?

DMX has been sentenced to six months in jail for failing to pay child support. DMX — whose real name is Earl Simmons — was arrested right before he was scheduled to appear at Radio City Music Hall last month over several issues, one of them being $400K in unpaid child support! He was also wanted for jumping bail and there was a robbery complaint against him.

Page Six is reporting that NBC is talking to George Lopez about taking over for Donald Trump on “The Celebrity Apprentice.” NBC doesn’t want to touch Donald with a 10-foot pole after his remarks about Mexicans, but they do want to keep their hit show on the air without him. Reps for George and NBC refuse to comment. Page Six’s sources say other names being floated to replace The Donald include Mark Cuban, Sir Richard Branson and Martha Stewart.

Three burglars broke into Chris Brown’s home in Tarzana, CA, about 2:00 this morning. Chris wasn’t home at the time, but his aunt was. She says the men stuck a gun in her face and forced her into a closet. They locked her inside while they ransacked the place, taking money and other items before they took off in an unidentified vehicle. The aunt called 911 and police raced to the house, but the robbers were long gone by then.

Louis Tomlinson is expecting a baby with stylist Briana Jungwirth. They met through mutual friends back in May and hooked up a few times — obviously — but it was nothing serious. A source told “People” magazine that even though they’re having a baby together, Louis and Briana aren’t a couple and they don’t plan to be. They do, however, plan to raise the baby together. This has to be a huge blow to Louis’ longtime girlfriend, Eleanor Calder. They dated for four years before ending things in March.