Tyrese will represent himself in court… Jordin Sparks is married and expecting a baby… Kim Kardashian West threw herself a baby shower… Meek Mill sentenced to 2-4 years in jail… and Taylor Swift is using a Verified Fan Program for pre-sale tickets

Tyrese says he’s off the psychiatric drugs, which apparently led him to believe that Will and Jada Smith gave him $5 million to cover his legal bills. But now that he’s clear-headed, Tyrese realizes he’s still broke. And since he can’t afford to keep paying his attorney, Tyrese is now going to represent himself in court. His ex-wife is seeking a permanent restraining order against Tyrese, claiming that he physically abused their 10-year-old daughter.

Surprise!! Jordin Sparks is married and expecting a baby!! People got the exclusive on this one. She and her boyfriend Dana Isaiah were secretly married in mid-July and found out about a month later that she was pregnant. Jordin says she met her future husband’s family when she was in Houston over Super Bowl weekend this past February, and they hit it off. When Dana Isaiah told his mom that he wanted to move to LA to pursue a modeling career, she thought it would be a good idea to introduce him to Jordin via a group text, hoping she would talk her son out of moving. But after nearly a month of texting, Dana flew out to LA to meet with a modeling agency and finally meet Jordin face-to-face. The rest happened pretty quickly! Within two days, Jordin says she knew Dana would be her husband, and on July 16, the couple eloped while on vacation in Hawaii. Six weeks later, Jordin found out she was expecting!

On Saturday, Kim Kardashian West threw herself a baby shower for baby number three, which is due via surrogate this winter. The very next day, Kylie Jenner threw herself a baby shower, only inviting her closest friends and family to her home in Hidden Hills. Yes, the whole thing was filmed for TV. Kris Jenner is apparently adamant that everything about this pregnancy be revealed on Kylie’s reality show so there was a social media blackout for the occasion. But thanks to telescopic paparazzi lenses, we know the shower was pink and pajama-themed.

Even though the DA and his probation officer asked for no jail time, Judge Genece Brinkley sentenced Meek Mill to 2-4 years in jail for probation violation. Can she do that? Well, she DID. But now the FBI is going to look into it. Page Six reported last week that the judge has a bit of a “vendetta” against Meek Mill. His attorney claims that she asked him to redo Boys II Men’s “On Bended Knee” and give her a shout out, which he refused. Was her sentence payback?

Taylor Swift wants to do everything she can to make sure her true fans have access to concert tickets and don’t get ripped off by ticket scalpers. So she and her team worked with Ticketmaster to create a Verified Fan program. It’s an incentive-based way for fans to gain access to the best seats in the house, and you increase your chances by buying Taylor merchandise. All you have to do is register for the program and pick which cities you’d like a shot at, and then buy stuff and get “boosts” to increase your chances. Emails will go out Dec. 5-8, letting fans know a specific date and time to pre-order tickets, and then tickets will go on sale to the general public on Dec. 13, which is Taylor’s 28th birthday. Got all that??