Shouldn't have watched Britney while drinking merlot.....

A bottle of merlot later...I wept for Britney. I wept for me. I wept. I wept. I wept. When you're an emotional wreck anyway and you also happen to have an unusual maternal and unexplainable love for Britney Spears, you shouldn't be watching the Britney Spears documentary while polishing off a bottle of merlot. Just not good looking out. I can't tell you how many times I've hit the backspace key just to correct the typos I've made and I'm barely three sentences in!

I just need to see a therapist. That's all there is too it. I need somebody to sit there and tell me, "It's not you, Kellie. It's THEM!" I don't even care who THEM is! I just want this to not be my fault any more!

My daughter is the coolest, funniest, most preciousest 2-year-old on the planet. She put on her brand new Tinkerbell footie pajamas tonight and ran into the room and proclaimed to me, "I am Tinkerbell!" And you know what? She IS. MY DAUGHTER IS TINKERBELL. And I love her for that. That taught me the hugest lesson right there. I am whatever I think I am. And after this bottle of merlot wears off, I am going to be fabulous. For her. For me. For you. For the universe. For the next man who falls victim to me. I AM FABULOUS. Screw therapy. I just need my own pair of Tinkerbell footie pajamas.

XO
Kellie

19 Comments

Comment by Judie on November 30, 2008 at 11:06pm: Kellie you are fabulous, and we both need a pair of tinkerbell footie pajamas dammit!! I love ya girlie!

Comment by Toni on December 1, 2008 at 7:05am: Kellie you are fabulous! We listeners know that...it's time you felt the same. Hang in there girl!

Comment by Deborah Pitre on December 1, 2008 at 8:29am: Your right Kellie - It's the little things in life sometimes - Sometimes it is what ever it is that works that day.

Comment by Courtney on December 1, 2008 at 11:36am: i luv u kellie!

Comment by Sylvia in Austin on December 1, 2008 at 2:10pm: I know how you feel! I think I'll go invest in some Tinkerbell footie PJ's as well... I'm willing to try anything about now!

Comment by Dawndee on December 1, 2008 at 5:55pm: Aw, Kellie, I hate that your sad. It's not you, Kellie...its them! On a side note, I don't know why you don't want to take Wellbutrin. Ask around; you would be surprised how many of your friends are on anti-depressents. Nothing wrong with that.

i luv you kellie!!!!!

Comment by Susan on December 1, 2008 at 6:39pm: See what the world's most adorable Tinkerbell and a little pixie dust can do to brighten up your day? Hang in there girl - we have all been there.
Use the pixie dust sparingly and NEVER mix with alcohol!

Comment by ~Heather~ on December 1, 2008 at 8:26pm: awww Kellie....hang tough girlie......bask in the greatness that is Emma Kelly....you will get thru this...and yes its them...its always them...*big hugs*

Comment by Kaycee-M ate too much this week! on December 1, 2008 at 8:49pm: Hey Kellie - Celexa will keep you from being depressed and make not give a flip about ever having sex again. I wish I was kidding, but I'm NOT.

Comment by Kathy on December 1, 2008 at 8:51pm: "And after this bottle of merlot wears off, I am going to be fabulous. For her. For me. For you. For the universe. For the next man who falls victim to me. I AM FABULOUS."

Girl, that quote is going on my refrigerator...right next to my favorite Bible verses!!!! LOL You rock, Kellie.

Shouldn't have watched Britney while drinking merlot.....

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