A divorce for one of Bravo’s Real Housewives

Jay-Z got 99 problems and Paul Anka is one…One of Bravo’s Real Housewives is blindsided by divorce papers…and a big sigh of relief for struggling dancers on Dancing with the Stars.

 Remember when Robert DeNiro went OFF on Jay-Z for not returning his phone calls? Apparently, Jay-Z promised to record a song for Robert’s Tribeca Film Festival, so Robert called him and left a message. And he called him again. And again. SIX TIMES he called Jay-Z, who didn’t have the decency to call Robert Freakin’ DeNiro back! So when the two of them just so happened to both be at Leonardo DiCaprio’s birthday party in November, Robert got in Jay-Z’s face. You’d think Jay would’ve learned his lesson. Not so! Now Paul Anka is accusing Jay-Z of not returning HIS phone calls! You may already know this, but Paul wrote the song “My Way” and he loaned Jay-Z the track. Nice guy, right? So Paul’s planning a duets album – a la Tony Bennett style — and he called up Jay-Z. He told TMZ that he wanted to put Jay-Z on a rap with Michael Jackson in the middle. But, he says, “Jay-Z has totally blown me off. He won’t answer my calls.” Rude.

 Porsha Williams is one of the newbies on “Real Housewives of Atlanta.” She’s married to ex-NFL star Kordell Stewart, who’s been made to look like a very controlling husband who basically wants his wife to stay home and raise babies. When Porsha said she wanted to have babies but she also wanted to work, Kordell told her she had to choose. I guess he didn’t like her choice because he blindsided her by filing divorce papers this past Friday. And the worst part is, she found out about it on the internet!

Hayden Panettiere and boxer Wladimir Klitschko dated for a couple of years, but they broke up. After almost 2 years apart, they reconnected in January. And now a source has told “Us Weekly” that things are going so well so quickly that they’re planning a summer wedding. Interesting facts:  He’s 37 and she’s 23. And she’s 5’2″ and he’s 6’6″!!! They sound perfect for each other.

 You never want to be the first one kicked off “Dancing with the Stars,” and after last week’s performance, D.L. Hughley just knew it was going to be him. But he wasn’t even in the bottom two! Lisa Vanderpump and Victor Ortiz found themselves on the verge of getting the boot. But Dorothy Hamill says she’s suffering from a cyst in her lower back that’s causing her foot to go numb. Her doctor told her that if she continued in the competition, she risked permanent damage. So Dorothy made the decision to drop out, and now Lisa, Victor AND D.L. all live to dance another day!

Justin Bieber is being accused of battery and threats by his neighbor in Calabasas. Apparently, Justin was testing out his new Ferrari in the neighborhood and a woman claims he whizzed by, almost hitting her and her dog. So her husband goes over to have a little chat with Justin, and it reportedly turned into a screaming match. The neighbor says Justin made physical contact with him and he filed a battery report. Justin’s security says Justin did tell the man to get off his property but never laid a finger on him. They say THEY’RE the ones who escorted him off the premises.The incident is under investigation.

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