I hate to admit this but I slept nearly completely thought the Oscars. After all that buildup over how much I love that show, I couldn’t event make it past the red carpet. I can’t decide if Ryan Seacrest/Dictator stunt was planned or not. Ryan seemed really ticked off at first, until he realized he needed to pull the stick out and laugh about it because it is amazing publicity for him. Just shows that some people really don’t like to be made fun whatsoever. I don’t care if I looked the best I ever looked in my life-OR how expensive my dress was, I would LOVE to be the chosen one by Sacha Baron Cohen!

After a full night’s sleep, I made myself wake up nearly an hour early to catch up on everything I missed-which didn’t seem like much. I’m just really not feeling some of these awards shows like I used to. It’s so self-important and serious. I can’t get over how amazing Stacey Kiebler looked in that gold dress. She looked like an Oscar statue. Holly and I couldn’t stop taking about how cool her life must be right now. Is dating George Clooney for 2 years worth it? Nearly all women would probably say yes without thinking, but I start to wonder if it ruins the rest of your life, because nothing else would ever be as good compared to that run. I mean, just look at Elisabetta Canalis. She was on top of the world for 2 years and now she’s with Steve-O from Jackass going to the same restaurants in Italy she went to with George and all she has left are the incredible purses he bought her.