Big Al’s Blog: My Day at the Gym

So, I decided that I would try this whole “Gym Thing” again. It’s been a while for me but there’s no better time to get back in it, right?

So, I’m on the treadmill doing my normal 35 minutes of fast walking at about 4.3mph at a level 5 incline and I’m feeling pretty good about myself. Then, in walks Mr. Workout. You know who I’m talking about. He stops at the treadmill right in front of me. He stretches for about 10 minutes, touching his toes and doing stuff that I haven’t done in years. So, I’m thinking he’s about to KILL IT on the treadmill. Nope… he turns the treadmill up to a snails pace. I mean sloooooow. I’m like, ok. I’m still feeling good about myself. Then, this ass stepped back, put his hands down and started walking on his FREAKING HANDS on the treadmill. WTF!!! That’s not funny man! I looked at the dude next to me and we both gave the Death look to Hand Dude! So, Hand Dude walked on the treadmill for a minute or two and then he was done. He started the stretch again. Apparently, he wasn’t done. He then sped the treadmill up to possibly 20mph! I mean I thought the thing was going to break. Then he hops on it, as it is moving. He looked like a freaking cartoon!