There’s a list for everything nowadays. There’s the top Christmas Songs. There’s the top Hope Tape songs. Well, I was in the bathroom yesterday and there was a guy in the stall next to me and he was listening to his iPod. The music was loud enough where I could hear it. So that made me wonder…What would be the top songs to Poop to? Well, let’s go through some:

My Top 10 Songs to Poop To

• 10) Joy and Pain

• 9) (Especially if you have eaten spicy food) Burn Baby Burn

• 8) Hurts So Good

• 7) I’m Coming Out

• 6) Ring of Fire

• 5) What Hurts the Most

• 4) Whoomp! There It Is

• 3) Drop It Like It’s Hot

• 2) Make ‘Em Say Ugh

• 1) Let it Go

Ok, there’s my top ten… Anyone have any suggestions?