Man, was I heartbroken last night! I am going to an adult prom in a month down in San Antonio so i decided to find my tux and try it on just to make sure. I tried on the jacket and it was a little snug but I could probably make it for a few hours. Then I tried on the pants. HOLY MOLY!

Tuxedo pants have a button and a metal clasp. If I inhale with all of my might, I could maybe wear the pants for about 45 seconds. HOW in the HECK did that happen? Ok, they say it’s all about the diet. So, the next 30 days will be NO BURGERS, NO FRIES, NO PIZZA, NO FRIED CHICKEN! I’m gonna fit into these pants.