I am thinking about changing my Instagram bio to “That’s what I’m dishin’ bout”. What are your thoughts? I prefer to keep it simple when it comes to social networking info. My Facebook profile says only, “I have girl parts”. My twitter says, “I talk and stuff”. Maybe I’ll double up on that. Any ideas? I make mouth movies? Wait, now that that one’s in writing it doesn’t sound like what I mean. Since we’re on the social networking topic, I’m going to just put it out there that my soul mate (if that exists, hoping it’s plural) doesn’t have Facebook. Maybe seeing someone’s life in photos and status updates, without the context of knowing who they are, is a deal breaker? Makes me want to reconsider the stuff I put out there. One thousand photos of me since I started my Facebook in 2006 is just too many. There is no way even 1/4 of those are the best reflection of me.
Time to put that on lock down. Don’t judge me, which means I know you will, but I spent 1 hour yesterday perusing Facebook profile of males in my area just to test out if I could find someone based not just on looks, (but mostly based on looks) and about 3 pics in, I found a deal breaker. Maybe it was a pedophile stache phase. Oh he’s a musician…oh he looks like he doesn’t take himself too seriously…he’s outdoorsy…wait….he has really weird looking ankles. Stupid things that if I had met the guy first would be charming little anecdotes, are now ehhh moments. I may login to Linkedin. Less personality-driven off the bat and less likely to ruin first impressions.