No really. I came up with what I think is either a great business concept OR at least an SNL skit. Since Maxmius passed that sock, I decided to take him to the dog park. Since when do people put FOR SALE signs on their pets? This was the first time I had ever seen such a thing. A dog was wandering around with saddlebags that said, “Adopt Me”. He was a little rambunctious and starting fights and slobbered on me so I was thinking to myself, “no wonder this thing can’t find a home”. I’m sure he will get a good home, but it gave me an idea. What if I started selling advertising on the body of my pug. There is a substantial amount of space since he is quite overweight, so perhaps I could even take on multiple advertisers. I suppose I would go with something high end. Like the Gucci Poochie. Or maybe just Owens Sausage patties. Actually, I’d take anything that they are willing to pay for.
After 48 hours of no sleep, I was feeling like I died and looking worse than Charlize Theron in Monster. Hopefully, with a smaller fupa. Insomnia really is the worst and I’m sure a lot of people can relate to that. It sure made for a great weekend for me. Not in the social sense, but in the most productive weekend I’ve ever had kind of way. I finished a project that I’ve been working for months on. Just typical Jenna. I start projects and then abandon them halfway through. I always used to be a finisher, I suppose it’s lack of time and energy that gets in the way. Lots of talk about what I’d love to do, not lots of follow through. This weekend was quite the aberration. I started and finished 3 separate projects. One a photo project for a friend, my closet is well on its’ way to looking like a mini-boutique and I got rid of half my life. Do you know what it feels like to get rid of half of your life? I’m talking about shredding papers, donating clothes to charity, selling designer purses and shoes on eBay…(well I actually found someone to do it for me, but still!) I feel like I weigh half as much as I used to….I wish.