Justin Theroux’s Birthday Wish Came True!

Even without Matt Damon, “The Bourne Legacy” lives on. And the fourth “Bourne” movie starring Jeremy Renner took the top spot at the box office this weekend, while “The Dark Knight Rises” got knocked all the way down to fourth! “The Campaign” starring Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis debuted in second, followed by Meryl Streep’s “Hope Springs” in third, and, in its fourth week of release, “Dark Knight” fell to fourth.

Somebody really needs to sit down with Miley Cyrus and find out what’s going on with her. First, she became addicted to Pilates — sometimes taking two classes a day — and she seems to be hell-bent on showing us all how unrealistically, Barbie-doll skinny her waistline has become. And now Miley’s gone and chopped off all of her hair. She’s bleached it out white-blonde and the sides are shaved with a shock of spiky bangs sweeping over her face. Miley tweeted a picture and then, “Never felt more me in my whole life.” Apparently she didn’t get a lot of positive feedback because she later tweeted, “my dad @billyraycyrus used to tell me ‘opinions are are like a** holes every body has one’ LOVE my hair ❤ feel so happy, pretty, and free.” No word on what her fiance Liam Hemsworth thinks of the new ‘do.

They just got married a month ago, but the honeymoon is over for Chad “Don’t Call Me Ochocinco” Johnson and Evelyn Lozada. Apparently, Evelyn found a receipt for condoms and confronted her husband about it. (I’m guessing they weren’t meant for her….) This led to a huge argument and Chad allegedly head-butted his wife, causing a 3″ cut on her forehead. Chad started screaming, “I don’t give a f*** about my career!” over and over again and Evelyn fled to a neighbor’s house and called police. Chad told police Evelyn was the one who head-butted him, but they arrested him for domestic violence. After spending the night in jail, he was released on $2500 bond. And it’s a good thing he doesn’t give a f*** about his career because the Dolphins also released Chad from the team.

All he wanted for his 41st birthday was for her to say yes. And she did! Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston got engaged on Friday! They’ve been dating since May of last year, and apparently Jennifer decided that was long enough. The rumor is that she gave him an ultimatum — marry me or we’re through. Justin said he wasn’t sure he was ready to make that move and Jennifer followed through on her threat! But it didn’t take long for Justin to realize that he didn’t want to live without her and he ended up proposing. Well played, Jennifer………

Fans have been camping out in front of the Museum of Modern Art in NYC since yesterday in anticipation of Robert Pattinson’s appearance at tonight’s premiere of “Cosmopolis.” It’s Robert’s first red carpet appearance since Kristen Stewart humiliated him by fooling around with director Rupert Sanders. Right before the premiere, Robert will stop by “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” for his first post-scandal interview, and sources say Kristen is completely freaked out. Robert’s intensely private about his dating life, so Kristen’s not worried that he’ll start spilling his guts. But she’s extremely worried that Jon Stewart will start making jokes and teasing Robert, trying to get him to say SOMETHING about the scandal. If Jon can’t get him to crack, maybe George Stephanopolous can. Robert’s doing “Good Morning America” on Wednesday. Take THAT, Matt Lauer!