Kelly Rowland airs her Dirty Laundry about Beyonce

Selena Gomez’s walk of shame? A picture speaks 1,000 words…Kelly Rowland airs her Dirty Laundry about former bandmate Beyonce…and the latest celebrity prank hits Diddy!

Hugh Hefner wants to make sure his beloved bride is taken care of after he kicks the bucket. He just bought a $5 million mansion in the Hollywood Hills, which is now held in a trust for him and Crystal Harris. They’re going to continue living in the Playboy Mansion ’til death do they part. But here’s the thing — Hef doesn’t own the Playboy Mansion. He rents it from Playboy Enterprises. So when he dies, Crystal could face eviction. So now she has a gorgeous home to look forward to that doesn’t have nasty people’s DNA and old man smell. She just has to stay married to Hef until he dies.

After all its incarnations, Destiny’s Child finally found its permanent three members — Beyonce, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams. Each have enjoyed different levels of success. Beyonce WAY more than the others. But Kelly and Michelle are SO happy for Beyonce, right? Um…not so much. At least Kelly’s being honest about the jealousy that has eaten her alive. She’s out with a new song called “Dirty Laundry,” and she sings about her feelings with very explicitly. Let me just put it this way, Kelly has a potty-mouth. But Kelly says all that bitterness is in the past, and while she’d still love to experience the same success as Beyonce, she’s truly happy for her now.

Diddy got dropped off at the SoHo House in West Hollywood by his bodyguard and some other guy. I guess they were going to run some errands while Diddy got his party on, but as they were driving off in Diddy’s $500K Maybach, they were suddenly surrounded by all these cop cars. They didn’t know what was going on, but the officers ordered the men out of the car and to get face down on the ground. So what happened was, someone called 911 and said there was a guy with a gun in that Maybach. The only problem with that was, there was no gun. So I guess instead of swatting celebrity houses, the new trend will be swatting celebrity cars.

Even though Selena Gomez says she’s single and ready to mingle, a picture speaks a thousand words. And the picture I saw showed Selena coming out of Justin Bieber’s house verrrrrrrry early Tuesday morning. Walk of shame, maybe? Hmmmmm

Kanye West doesn’t give interviews, but he still manages to give his opinions on all sorts of stuff when he’s not singing or rapping during one of his concerts. At a private concert in NYC last night, Kanye went off on the paparazzi, cursing them out for laughing at him and taking pictures after he ran into that sign in Beverly Hills. In an expletive-filled rant, Kanye said he’s the worst kind of celebrity. He doesn’t want anybody coming up, taking pictures and asking him dumb questions. He’s only interested in making music that inspires us all to be the best we can be. And I do have to admit, “Gold Digger” made me the woman I am today.Thank you for the inspiration, Kanye.

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