“Don’t Call Her Blossom” Mayim Bialik was in a pretty bad car crash yesterday that almost cost her a THUMB! You don’t realize how important that thumb is until you come close to losing it, right? But Mayim was driving along a street in LA yesterday when a car with three Chilean tourists made a left turn smack dab into Mayim’s Volvo. She was taken to the hospital where her husband tweeted on her behalf, “In pain but will keep all my fingers. If u wanna see pre accident me watch The Soup tonight lol.”

Kim Zolciak-Biermann tweeted yesterday, “Spending the afternoon with hubby!!!! #sofun.” And then just three hours later, she tweeted, “@biermann71 and I are sooo excited to tell you baby Kash Kade arrived today!!! Baby and I are doing great!!!! #soblessed.” This is Kim and Kroy’s second son. Baby Kroy Jagger, who goes by KJ, is just over a year old. Kim also has two daughters, Brianna and Brielle, from her first marriage.

So Chad Ochocinco Johnson was arrested after he head-butted his wife on Saturday night, and then Evelyn Lozada filed for divorce on Tuesday after just 41 days of marriage. But a source close to the couple told RadarOnline.com says this head-butting incident isn’t the first time Chad has gotten physical with Evelyn. In fact, the source says Chad’s been abusive basically from the beginning of their relationship. This source claims Evelyn revealed that Chad had threatened to kill her, but her friends just couldn’t convince her to get out of the situation until now.

Kendall Jenner got a $90K black Range Rover for her 16th birthday nine months ago, but “Star” magazine is reporting that she’s terrorizing other drivers on the highway. One person told the magazine that he saw this Range Rover weaving all over the highway and he was convinced the driver was drunk. He pulled up alongside the SUV and almost got side-swiped. That’s when he looked over and saw Kendall texting away. Not only is texting and driving against the law in California, drivers under 18 aren’t even allowed to use a cell phone with a hands-free device. So Kendall’s breaking all sorts of traffic laws up in here!

Lady Gaga has a word or two for animal activists who plan on flour-bombing her — à la Kim Kardashian — for wearing fur. On LittleMonsters.com, Gaga addressed what she calls “Furgate Part 1,” saying: “To the fans. i want you to know that I care deeply about your feelings and views, and I will always support your philosophies about life. We’ve been having over-arching conversations about society, equality, and politics for the past five years, and we should continue. I do not however support violent, abusive, and childish campaigns for ANY CAUSE. Particularly one that I respect. “Animal Rights.” I am choosing not to comment on whether or not the furs I purchase are faux fur-pile or real because I would think it hypercritical not to acknowledge the python, ostrich, cow hide, leather, lamb, alligator, “kermit” and not to mention meat, that I have already worn. This should already put me in a category as one who appreciates and adores the beauty of animals in fashion, but am not a strict vegan. I have truly always stayed away from skinned fur, especially i have never been able to afford a nice one, but this does not mean my morals are rigid and that I won’t bend at the sight of an absolute art piece of a coat. I have no chains about this. You see a carcass, I see a museum pièce de résistance. But I am truly sorry to fans who are upset by this, its a fair and applaudable feeling about the health and safety of animals. I respect your views, please respect mine. And to campaigners, Save your flour to make bread for the children who are hungry. And  is fabulous.”