American Idol elimination recap, which two previous Bachelor stars are hooking up, Lindsay Lohan’s Scary Movie 5 premiere experience and Universal Music Group envolved in a lawsuit.

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For the first time in “American Idol” history, the last five standing are all female. FINALLY, America said no to Lazaro. And in the biggest non-surprise ever — honestly, why did they ever bother? — after sweating and singing his way off-key through Michael Buble’s “Feeling Good,” the judges decided not to use their one and only save on the sweaty Lazaro. So now it’s down to Amber, Angie, Candice, Janelle and Kree.

Love CAN be found on “The Bachelor,” just maybe not between two people on the same season. And it looks like Brad Womack — who was the first Bachelor to choose NOBODY to be his bride, but then came back to pick Emily Maynard, who ended up dumping him and becoming the failed Bachelorette — has found love with Sean Lowe’s reject, AshLee Frazier. Brad’s from Austin; AshLee’s from Houston. They met at some event in Texas and apparently have been dating ever since. She just instagrammed a photo to prove it, showing her hugging up on Brad at an Astros game.

When Eddie Cibrian left Brandi Glanville for LeAnn Rimes, she literally had nothing. She gave up her modeling career to be a wife and mother, and got royally screwed in the divorce. But she’s managed to get by, earning a spot and becoming a fan favorite on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” and then writing a best-selling book bashing her ex and the woman who stole him. But with the price of fame comes the loss of privacy. Brandi says fans are coming up to the door of her rental home at all hours of the night, and it’s just not a safe environment for her and her two sons. So she’s got 20 days to move out and find a new place, hopefully in a gated community. But Barndi says the problem is, she hasn’t really earned enough for a down payment to buy a home yet, and she’s having trouble finding someone who will rent to her and allow cameras to film.

Lindsay Lohan did show up for the “Scary Movie 5” premiere in LA last night, and she was only half an hour late! And now she’s free to enjoy her Coachella weekend, where she promises to remain drug and alcohol free. Her dad, Michael, thinks going to Coachella is about the worst idea Lindsay’s had. He also doesn’t think she’s going to do so well in her 90 days of rehab. Michael told TMZ that while Lindsay is detoxing and trying to overcome her addictions to drugs, pills and cocaine, she won’t be allowed to smoke, either. He’s hoping she’ll get through it, but he honestly doesn’t think she’ll be able to stay sober.

A woman who used to work as a security guard for Universal Music Publishing Group’s office in Santa Monica has filed a hostile work environment lawsuit against them in LA Superior Court. All we know is that she’s a 41-year-old African American woman who claims she was subjected to racial slurs and threats of violence while surrounded by open drug use and the nasty remnants of sexual activity in the men’s bathrooms. She names names, too. For instance, she says when she smelled pot coming from Adam Levine’s room, she went to her boss who told her, “He can do whatever he wants. If he wants to come to the lobby and do a line of cocaine on the floor, it’s okay.” And when she told T.I.’s bodyguard to move his car, he refused, saying he needed quick access to leave in case of a shootout. She complained again, but ended up being suspended. No comment from UMPG.