Elon Musk & Grimes confirm baby name… Happy 1st birthday baby Archie… Britney Spears hoped to start a family with her boyfriend… What’s next for Scott Disick after rehab… and Adele shows off more weight loss

They weren’t joking. The baby’s name really is X Æ A-12 Musk. His mommy, Grimes, broke it down for us simple-minded people in this tweet: “•X, the unknown variable •Æ, my elven spelling of Ai (love &/or Artificial intelligence) •A-12 = precursor to SR-17 (our favorite aircraft). No weapons, no defenses, just speed. Great in battle, but non-violent + (A=Archangel, my favorite song) (crossed swords emoji, rat emoji) (metal rat)” While we appreciate the breakdown, Grimes, HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE IT?? One of her followers thinks she figured it out, tweeting, “The name for the ligature Æ is ‘ash’….when you combine the X, ‘ash’ and A, the name could actually be pronounced ‘Sascha 12.’ The baby’s name is Sascha Archangel and frankly, I don’t wanna mess with this alien.”

X Æ A-12

Elon Musk and Grimes confirm baby name https://t.co/1zi2q7rZHH— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) May 6, 2020

Happy birthday, baby Archie! The boy who could’ve been a prince is one today. To celebrate Archie’s big day, Prince Harry videoed Meghan reading Archie one of his favorite books, “Duck! Rabbit!” and shared it on the @SaveChildrenUK Instagram. The purpose is to raise money for the Save with Stories campaign, which was created by Jennifer Garner and Amy Adams. Money will provide early learning packs, supermarket vouchers, essential household items and coronavirus protection for children in the US and the US.

Happy 1st birthday baby Archie! Harry and Meghan, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, celebrated their son’s first birthday by releasing a new video. https://t.co/Dsv4Edx3Sg pic.twitter.com/I9sPhzEw7k— Good Morning America (@GMA) May 6, 2020

Britney Spears has been in a conservatorship since her very public breakdown in 2008. She is petitioning to be freed from the conservatorship, but a judge in LA says it will remain in place until their next hearing in August. But in the latest twist, Us Weekly is reporting that late last year, Britney told the probate investigator in her case that she wants to have Sam Asghari’s baby, but her daddy says no. WHAT?? Does he have THAT much control over her?? Because of his poor health, Jamie Spears temporarily stepped down as Britney’s conservator and a woman named Jodi Montgomery is her temporary conservator. Will she give her the thumbs up on trying for a baby girl, like Britney has talked about in the past?

Britney Spears hoped to start a family with her boyfriend of three years, Sam Asghari, but her conservatorship got in the way. Exclusive details: https://t.co/LVo7VzWXSB— Us Weekly (@usweekly) May 6, 2020

We found out Scott Disick checked into a treatment center in Colorado called the All Points North Lodge last week when someone leaked a photo from his first Zoom group meeting to the tabloids. Scott immediately called his lawyer and checked out. The lawyer says reports Scott was being treated for cocaine and alcohol abuse are not true. He said Scott is still having trouble dealing with the sudden loss of both parents within 3 months of each other seven years ago. Scott believes a staff member leaked the photo to the press and he’s suing. Yesterday, the CEO of the facility issued a statement saying they are “sickened by any publication who wold report on an individual’s life struggles without their consent.” He also said they are cooperating with law enforcement authorities in their investigation and will take legal action against whoever is responsible for this.

What’s next for Scott Disick after rehab reveal https://t.co/7yiuGR0Wkk pic.twitter.com/DlenVnSw0i— Page Six (@PageSix) May 6, 2020

Yesterday wasn’t just Cinco de Mayo, it was Adele’s 32nd birthday! And to celebrate she posted a picture and WHOA. She is almost unrecognizable. Even Chrissy Teigen responded, “I mean are you kidding me.” Adele hasn’t really been seen since she posted a picture from Christmas and we were blown away by how thin she was THEN. But now?? Like I said before, WHOA. The Daily Mail says she’s been sticking to 1000 calories a day and exercising her butt off, literally. Last week, her makeup artist hinted that something exciting is coming soon, so expect an album announcement any day now.