Johan Hill’s autograph… Bono launches new campaign… Alex Pettyfer and Channing Tatum beef… Selena Gomez is Instagram stalking… and Gigi Hadid spotted holding hands with Zayn Malik

If you happen to run into Johan Hill in the mall, don’t bother asking him for an autograph. Jonah doesn’t do autographs. Instead, he hands out business cards that say, “I just met Jonah Hill. It was a total letdown.” A source told Naughty Gossip, that Jonah thinks he’s very important and that he’s so clever and brilliant to come up with this idea, but um…..Steve Martin did it back in the 80’s, except he had a sense of humor about it. He pre-signed the cards, which said, “This certifies that you have had a personal encounter with me and that you found me warm, polite, intelligent and funny.” Steve says he only did it for a few months because he didn’t think most people got the joke.

Today is World AIDS Day, which makes it the perfect day for Bono to launch a new campaign to raise money for his charity RED, which is dedicated to fighting AIDS. Supporters who pledge as little as $10 will be entered into a contest of their choosing which gives you the chance to hang out with certain celebrities! Maybe you’d like to ride a bike with Bono through Central Park or walk a red carpet with Meryl Streep? Or maybe you think it’d be cool to shoot a holiday card with Shaquille O’Neal or have your portrait painted by James Franco? How about hanging out with Matt Damon in the green room before he goes on “Jimmy Kimmel Live?” What guy wouldn’t want to watch a UT football game with Matthew McConaughey or have Tom Brady teach him how to throw a perfect spiral? And what girl wouldn’t love to have Kim Kardashian and her glam squad give her a professional makeover? The list goes on and on!!!

Alex Pettyfer was in “Magic Mike” but not the sequel, and Alex admits that’s it’s because Channing Tatum doesn’t like him. During a recent interview, Alex admitted that when he originally auditioned for the first movie, he had developed a bad boy reputation in Hollywood and Channing didn’t want to cast him because it was too much of a risk. But the director, Steven Soderbergh, vouched for him and Alex was cast. But Alex said things were made worse when he showed up on set and refused to talk to anyone. He said, “I was scared to speak. I actually did my work and I sat in the corner and listened to music because I had been told that anything I do is wrong by my reps.” But that backfired on him because the other actors thought, “Oh! Alex thinks his (blanking) better than everyone else because he doesn’t speak to anyone.” But he says it’s not true. He was genuinely nervous and scared to be himself. But the final nail in the coffin for him and Channing? Alex and his then-girlfriend Riley Keough rented an apartment in NY from one of Channing’s friends but they ended up leaving after 4 months because Alex was having an allergic reaction to dust and mold. But oops! He forgot to pay rent. He says he was upset because his cousin died.

Selena Gomez is just like us. She crushes on hot athletes. After Selena was introduced to Washington Capitals right wing Tom Wilson by Julianne Hough — who’s engaged to Capitals center Brooks Laich — Selena started Instagram stalking him, liking a lot of his posts. Fans notices. One wrote, “Date Selena she LOWKEY stalked you.” But it looks like Tom might be taken. He’s rumored to be dating this Canadian volleyball star, Taylor Pischke.

After pictures surfaced of Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik holding hands, her recent ex Joe Jonas scrubbed his social media clean of her. Joe stopped following her on Twitter and Instagram and then deleted a picture of him, Kanye and Zayn taken at a fashion show in Paris this past June. Right after, Gigi tweeted and then deleted some messages that seem to be directed at Zayn. She said, “Sometimes life just happens.. For whatever reason in whatever timing. And sometimes it doesn’t make sense til it does. That’s it.” After she deleted that, she then posted a pretty picture of the beach with the caption, “Chill.”