Showbiz Top 5: Kelly Osbourne tells Lady Gaga, ‘Eat my (bleep)!’

‘Dancing With the Stars’: Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi voted off… The Jonas Brothers tell People ‘It’s over for now’… ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ pushes production start… Camille Grammer plans on filing police report against ex-boyfriend Dimitri Charalambopoulos, alleging physical assault… and Kelly Osbourne tells Lady Gaga, ‘Eat my (bleep)!’

SPOILER ALERT:  Snooki can go back to whatever it was she was doing before “Dancing with the Stars” came along because she and her partner Sasha got kicked off the dance floor last night. Nicole Polizzi was so upset by the elimination that she said, “I can’t even talk right now. I love everybody here, so it sucks.” And next week, with judge Len Goodman out, Cher will be sitting in on the judges’ panel…….because she knows so much about ballroom dancing, duh.

It’s been almost 3 weeks since the Jonas Brothers announced they were canceling their tour because of a “deep rift within the band.” So what’s up now? Have those crazy kids worked things out? Nope. They personally told “People” magazine that they’re done. Kevin says, “It’s over for now.” Nick followed up with, “It’s really hard to say ‘forever.’ We’re closing a chapter, for sure.” And Joe says that it was a unanimous decision to call it quits. But who’s the one who started this whole mess? That would be Nick. He admits he was the one who told his brothers that he was feeling trapped and had concerns about the future of the band.

When Charlie Hunnam dropped out of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” producers scrambled to find his replacement as quickly as possible. It didn’t take them too terribly long to find Jamie Dornan, but it was enough to throw their whole schedule off. Filming was supposed to begin in November but now that’s been pushed back until December 2. And if they can’t play catch up super fast, we can forget about that scheduled release date of August first.

Camille Grammar went on a Twitter tirade yesterday, accusing her boyfriend of two years of hitting her four days after she had surgery for endometrial cancer. A source said things had been bad between Camille and Dimitri Charalambopoulos for a while, but this was the final straw for Camille. She tweeted, “Women can’t be silenced after being physically abused!” When fans started questioning her, Camille admitted that she was in fear for her life.  She said she is working with lawyers and the police and that Dimitri should be behind bars. No comment from Dimitri.

Kelly Osbourne and Lady Gaga have been feuding for years, and Gaga’s “Little Monsters” only made it worse by pounding her with death threats. Kelly took issue with that because if Gaga was so anti-bullying, why wasn’t she telling her fans to back off? Gaga decided it was time to end the feud so after she performed on the British version of “The X Factor,” she gave Kelly’s mom Sharon a birthday cake that said “Happy birthday, Kelly!” and tweeted a photo of it. Kelly was not impressed. She tweeted, “Not to be ungrateful but why would you send me a birthday cake via my MOTHER in a country half the would (sic) away? #JustSendItToME #LoveNotWar…” Gaga later tweeted her apologies, saying, “I didn’t know it was your B-day until this afternoon. Meant as a peace offering. Happy Birthday.” Kelly must’ve felt a tinge of regret, so she tweeted back, “@ladygaga I acted like a child last night. Just not into publicity stunts call me & we will end this like adults I don’t want 2 fight anymore.”

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