Lourdes’ break up… College class on Miley Cyrus?… Chris Martin wanted to wait to announce the split with Gwyneth Paltrow… Selena Gomez gets served… and ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ reunion gets physical

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Lourdes’ Leon may call Madonna “mama,” but when it comes right down to it, she’s a normal teenage girl. And it looks like Lourdes is dealing with her first heartbreak. She and “Homeland” actor Timothée Chalamet have broken up. A group of people recognized him outside a club in NYC and took pictures of him kissing some brunette that wasn’t Lourdes. He was NOT happy about it and asked for the pictures to be erased.

Skidmore College in Saratoga Springs, NY, is offering a summer course called “The Sociology of Miley Cyrus: Race, Class, Gender, and Media.” For 2.5 hours a day, three days a week, you can dig deep into cultural issues inspired by Miley. The course description reads in part, “Miley Cyrus has grown up in the public eye, trying on and discarding very different identities onscreen and off. She provides rich examples for analyzing aspects of intersectional identities and media representation.” Some of the examples? “The hyper commodification of childhood” and “what happens to Disney stars as they age.” At the time this hit the news, only 3 students had signed up for the 29 spots in the class, but now that the story is spreading, it should be full by now.

Sources say that while Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are “consciously uncoupling,” they’re also “consciously co-parenting” 9-year-old Apple and 7-year-old Moses in their new $14 million home in Malibu. Just days before announcing their split, Gwyneth and Chris bought this house, and some were thinking that this would be Chris’ bachelor pad when he’s in the US. But sources say this home actually has two totally separate living spaces, so Gwyneth and Chris can still live together while living apart. In other news, insiders in the music business say Chris wanted to wait to announce their separation until after his next album with Coldplay is released in May. But when news began to leak that their marriage was in trouble, Gwyneth decided to pull the trigger and go public on Goop.

TMZ photographers caught Selena Gomez getting served! And she looked FLAWLESS. We don’t know what this summons was for, but we do know than next week, Selena will be served another summons for a deposition. Remember when she and Justin Bieber were going to the movies or something back in 2012 and Justin got into it with a paparazzo? That guy has has filed a lawsuit, saying Justin karate kicked him in the stomach. And since Selena was right there, they want her to testify about what went down under oath.

At the taping of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion special last night, things got UGLY between Porsha Stewart and Kenya Moore. Kenya has been needling Porsha all season, suggesting that her ex-husband Kordell Stewart is gay and only used Porsha as a beard. The subject came up at the reunion taping, and Kenya reportedly pulled out a bag of sex toys to taunt Porsha about Kordell again, and that was the final straw. Eyewitnesses say Porsha jumped on Kenya, grabbed her by the hair and pulled her to the ground and then started whooping her butt! The other Housewives and host Andy Cohen looked on in horror as security had to pry Porsha off of Kenya.