Macaulay Culkin is all about his cover band… Hayden Panattiere is expecting a baby… Benji Madden is head over heels for Cameron Diaz… One Direction members film smoking weed… and Seth Rogan & Judd Apatow blamed for murder rampage

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Macaulay Culkin has put his acting days behind him. Now, it’s all about the music. Macaulay is in a pizza-themed Velvet Underground cover band called the Pizza Underground, complete with the pizza puns. Well, some people just don’t GET it. Like the people who showed up to watch the Pizza Underground perform at the UK’s Dot to Dot Festival. One song in and the audience started booing. That escalated into beer bottles being thrown on the stage. Macaulay tried to ease the tension, asking the crowd, “Why are you throwing those? I’d rather drink them.” But the crowd just got more riled up and the band left after one more song. The band later tweeted their thanks to their fans at the festival, saying, “Sorry that a couple people ruined it for everyone.”

First comes engagement, then comes pregnancy, then comes marriage? Or do you wait until after the baby? It’s all cattywampus in Hollywood, but Hayden Panattiere is expecting a baby with her fiance, Wladimir Klitschoko. A source told “Us Weekly,” “Hayden is totally pregnant!” — which means their source is a 15-year-old girl. Hayden and Wladimir are an odd couple, wouldn’t you say? She’s 24; he’s 38. She’s 5’0″; he’s 6’6″. They dated for a couple of years before splitting in 2011. They got back together in the spring of 2013 and have been together ever since.

A source told Page Six that Benji Madden is already head over heels for Cameron Diaz. She, however, wants to take things slow, which puts her in the power position. Plus, Benji’s not Cameron’s usual type. Benji has always dated hot girls, like Holly Madison and Paris Hilton. He was even engaged to Sophie Monk for a hot minute. But Cameron typically goes for pretty boys, like Matt Dillon, Justin Timberlake and Alex Rodriguez. However, their matchmaker Nicole Richie thinks this is the perfect match and she’s really hoping this relationship works.

One Direction’s Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson filmed themselves lighting up joints in the back of a van in Peru and somehow it ended up online. Their attorneys are looking into it, but the damage has already been done. Some Directioners are so upset that they’re burning their concert tickets! They’re tweeting their anger, their sadness, and their disappointment. However, others are defending the boys, saying that TRUE One Direction fans will support the boys no matter what.

“Washington Post” critic Ann Hornaday wrote an op-ed piece blaming the entertainment industry for being behind Elliot Rodger’s “day of retribution” murder rampage that left six people dead and 13 injured. Hornaday called out Seth Rogan’s latest movie in particular saying, “How many students watch outsized frat-boy fantasies like ‘Neighbors’ and feel, as Rodger did, unjustly shut out of college life that should be full of ‘sex and fun and pleasure’?” She added, “How many men, raised on a steady diet of Judd Apatow comedies in which the shlubby arrested adolescent always gets the girl, find that those happy endings constantly elude them and conclude, ‘It’s not fair’?” Seth and Judd obviously had a problem with that finger-pointing at them. Seth tweeted, “.@AnnHornaday how dare you imply that me getting girls in movies caused a lunatic to go on a rampage…I find your article horribly insulting and misinformed.” Judd retreated Seth adding, “She uses tragedy to promote herself with idiotic thoughts.”