What was up with Jodie Foster’s speech at the Golden Globes???

This cannot be happening. Things reportedly are getting so serious between Lindsay Lohan and The Wanted’s Max George that he took her home to meet his parents!! Seriously??? TMZ says it’s so. Lindsay and Max have been seeing each other since she stalked him in NY and she ended up punching that psychic. But sources say while they’re not officially a couple, Lindsay and Max do enjoy each other’s company. I’m thinking it’s because she puts out. Just a guess.

Robin Roberts announced this morning that she is coming back to Good Morning America in February — which is way sooner than most people expected…especially Matt Lauer. You know he’s shaking in his boots over at the “Today” show because his ratings are shaky now. Just imagine what they’ll be like when Robin makes her triumphant return to rival “GMA”!! Robin has been battling blood and bone marrow disorder MDS. She received a bone marrow transplant from her sister in September and she says that her last test showed no abnormalities! Robin says that means she can now start the process of returning to the anchor chair.

Kim Kardashian is still married to Kris Humphries but she’s carrying Kanye West’s child. So what’s a girl to do?? Well! Since it looks like the baby will be born before her divorce is finalized, Kim and Kanye reportedly will have a commitment ceremony, where they will exchange vows and rings in front of their closest family and friends. The commitment ceremony reportedly will be followed by a lavish party at a private mansion in Malibu. And once she’s officially divorce, Kanye wants to have a traditional wedding.

He was snubbed by the Oscars, but Ben Affleck gets to say “HA!” after picking up a Golden Globe last night for directing “Argo,” which also won for best motion picture drama. “Les Miserables” won for best picture, musical or comedy. Hugh Jackman won best actor for his role in that movie and Anne Hathaway, best supporting actress. Daniel Day-Lewis won best actor in a drama for his role in “Lincoln,” Jennifer Lawrence won best actress in a motion picture, comedy or musical for “Silver Linings Playbook.”

What WAS that speech Jodie Foster gave at the Golden Globes last night? After receiving the Cecil B. DeMille Award, Jodie said she wasn’t going to be forced to come out, but then she sorta did. She said she valued her private life more than anything and then she told all her business. In the middle, Jodie somehow managed to throw Honey Boo Boo under the bus and credited Mel Gibson with saving her life. And then after moving the audience to tears by sending a message to her apparently Alzheimer’s-stricken mother, Jodie finished with an announcement that she was retiring from acting. Maybe. At least, it SOUNDED like she was retiring from acting. But back stage, she acted like everybody was crazy for thinking that because there’s no way she’s giving that up.