Honey Boo Boo is getting PAID!!!!

Jennifer Lopez is touring with Enrique Iglesias and for whatever reason, her boyfriend Casper Smart can’t stand Enrique and his diva ways. In fact, sources say Casper’s been threatening to snatch Enrique’s hat off his head to reveal a botched hair transplant!

How much would they have to pay you to sleep with Kelsey Grammer? Camille Grammer is getting half — that’s $30 million! — in her divorce settlement, and sources say she deserves every single penny. Why? Because — those sources say — when she married Kelsey, he was broke. Even though he’d done “Cheers” and had that whole “Frasier” thing going, Kelsey had a serious drug problem and made some bad decisions that nearly wiped him out. Camille is the one who got him back on track and managed all the money, which is why Kelsey even had $60 million to split!

Speaking of big money, just how much does the family get paid for “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” anyway? Mama June says a report claiming the family gets somewhere around $4000 an episode is WAY off base. She’s not saying HOW off base, but she made it real clear that they’re all making way more than that.

Now that Kristen Stewart took off for Canada, Robert Pattinson has agreed to appear at the VMAs tonight. He and Taylor Lautner will introduce a sneak peak of the upcoming movie, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 2” and then we get to see if the audience boos when Bella’s face pops up on the screen.

Simon Cowell is so sexy when he’s angry and he is SUPER sexy mad at NBC right now. They have rearranged their programming schedule, dropping “America’s Got Talent” for a third installment of “The Voice” on Wednesday night. That means “The Voice” will go head-to-head against the debut of “The X Factor” and Britney Freakin’ Spears on Wednesday night!! Simon says he hopes the whole stunt backfires on NBC. Me, too, Simon!!!