Chris Brown and Rihanna are sooo back together

There was a little scare on the set of “Dancing With the Stars” when a suspicious package showed up Wednesday. Whoever sent it included a message threatening the producers if they allow Bristol Palin to stay on the show. There was a powdery substance inside but authorities determined it was harmless.

I guess they showed us. Everybody was saying George Clooney had dumped Stacy Keibler, but then he brought her to the red carpet premiere of “Argo” last night. And for an added “HA!” Stacy wore a dress that exposed pretty much her entire backside. I guess we did the math wrong because apparently George and Stacy have only been dating about a year so she has another year of shelf life left.

Things are getting very emotional on “The X Factor” this week. They’re in round two of competition — boot camp! And the judges have to narrow the contestants down to 24 acts. So two by two, the contestants faced off, singing the exact same song to keep things fair. A lot of the singers crumbled, forgetting the lyrics and breaking down in tears. When 15-year-old Jordan Shane forgot the words to her song, she burst into tears, which caused Britney Spears to burst into tears…….even though she apparently didn’t realize it. She turned to LA Reid and said, “I don’t like that she’s crying. It makes me want to cry…I don’t want to cry!” LA said, “You already are.”

Even though it wasn’t caught on tape, Mariah Carey told Barbara Walters that several people heard Nicki Minaj say, “If I had a gun, I would shoot the (blank).” And Mariah says, being the mother of one-year-old twins, she takes the threat very seriously, so she has hired extra security. They were with her on the set of an “American Idol” shoot in Baton Rouge yesterday.

Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran are DONE. He released a statement through his spokesman saying, “I have decided to be single to focus on my career. I love Karrueche very much but I don’t want to see her hurt over my friendship with Rihanna.” So it’s official, y’all!! Chris Brown and Rihanna are SO back together!