Justin Bieber’s stolen laptop was prank

It was the final installment of the 3-part “Real Housewives of New Jersey” reunion, and we finally got to hear from the husbands! Teresa has spent this entire season trying to bust her sister-in-law Melissa for her stripper past, but it turns out……….her BROTHER was the stripper!! Joe Gorga admitted that when he was in college, he worked as a Chippendale’s dancer. Joe said he earned thousands of dollars a night working that elephant g-string for the ladies.

Last week “Bachelor” Ben Flajnik and Courtney Robertson announced that their made-for-TV engagement was over and a hot second later, she was seen making out with “Bachelorette” runner-up Arie Luyendyk!! If I find out he threw her up against a wall, I will NEVER forgive him…..Anyway, just to prove how over it really is, yesterday Courtney was seen taking her $80K engagement ring prop back to Neil Lane’s store in LA. Also look for the official announcement to come down any minute now that Emily Maynard and Jef Holm are finished. Reality Steve broke the story over a week ago, but apparently Emily and Jef are trying to figure out the best way to let us all down gently.

The original “Bonnie and Clyde” starring Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty is considered a classic. So why mess with it? Lifetime doesn’t agree with that philosophy, so they’re doing their own made-for-TV version. Reportedly, Miley Cyrus was on board to play Bonnie, but for some unknown reason, she’s pulled out of the project. At least we still have “Liz & Dick” starring Lindsay Lohan to look forward to!

Hulk Hogan thinks the FBI has nothing else better to do that track down the person who released his sex tape to the media. His attorney told TMZ that Hulk had tried to file a police report in Florida, but they told him they couldn’t help him out because the tape was made in 2006, which is outside the 4-year statute of limitations. Plus, distributing illegally-recorded footage to the media is a federal problem, not a local one. So Hulk is going to waste the FBI’s time sometime today.

So the person who stole Justin Bieber’s laptop and video camera threatened to release the scandalous footage on Friday at noon. Beliebers around the globe were planted in front of their computer screens, hoping they’d finally get to see Justin’s bieber! But the clock struck noon and we all found out it was just a publicity stunt to launch Justin’s new single “Beauty and a Beat” featuring Nicki Minaj. Cool video, though.