Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson spotted together!

SPOILER ALERT: On last night’s “Dancing with the Stars,” Bristol Palin and Kirstie Alley were on the chopping block after getting the lowest combined scores from the judges and viewers. But in the end, it was Bristol who got her walking papers. Bristol said she was happy to make it to week four and wishes everybody the best of luck. Next week the remaining couples will dance twice, performing an individual routine and a team freestyle.

They can stop hemming and hawing and playing coy when they’re asked about it now. The official announcement has been made — Khloe Kardashian and Mario Lopez will be the new hosts of “X Factor” when they begin the live shows in November.

Beyonce didn’t wait for any buildup or some publicist to write up a long-winded press release. She took matters into her own hands and posted a picture of herself on her official website. It’s just her, puckered lips, the words “Feb. 3” and “2013” written in eye black on her cheeks, and “Countdown to Touchdown” above her head. Yes, Beyonce is performing the halftime show at Super Bowl XLVII in New Orleans.

And I guess the Bachelor publicists finally came up with what they wanted Emily Maynard to say about breaking up with Jef Holm, because she released a statement to “People” yesterday, saying, “I am sorry to tell you that Jef and I have, indeed, parted ways…As you know, at first I wasn’t sure that I should even be The Bachelorette, but I am a hopeless romantic and I do believe in the show. I have no regrets because I did find love and shared an incredible journey with a really special person — and you know what, we tried our best because the love between us was so real…I have nothing but respect and love for Jef and his family, but ultimately we are just at different points in our lives.” She’s also asking for privacy and respect so she and little Ricki can take some time to heal. WHATEVER! Dragging that kid through another farce of a charade of a sham…….Grrrrr……..Jef gave his own Bachelorette-written-and-approved statement to the magazine: “Meeting Emily on The Bachelorette was an incredible experience, we’ve had quite the journey. I’ve never loved someone so much in my whole life…What we shared was completely genuine and real and it breaks my heart but we have decided to break up…” And blah blah blah. Oh! And throws in, “Everyone wants a salacious story to break, but the truth is we are just two people who fell in love and tried our hardest to make it work. I will always love her.” He’s right about us wanting the salacious story part. And there is one. They’re just not telling.

If Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are really back together and this isn’t just some orchestrated publicity stunt and contractual obligation to promote the final “Twilight” movie, then why aren’t they living together like before and why did she buy a house a mile away from Robert’s place in Los Feliz? Because she’s PSYCHO! When Robert dumped her for sleeping with that director, she wore his clothes and carried his backpack and let the paparazzi take pictures of her looking as sad as possible. And after the terms of their deal are up and the two of them don’t have to keep up the reunited charade any more, Kristen wanted to let Robert know she wasn’t going ANYWHERE. So she bought a $2.1 million house up the street to make sure they’d be neighbors.