Sorry Demi but Madonna wants Ashton not you

Megan Fox and Transformers director Michael Bay bury the hatchet….in the aftermath of a Hollywood divorce, who gets the superstar friend?…And why is Kim K. calling herself a hypocrite?

I thought Megan Fox said she was giving up acting? Did I dream that? But now we’re finding out that not only has Megan won the lead role in a new movie…it’s a MICHAEL BAY movie! Remember when Megan did the “Transformers” movie and she said director Michael Bay was like Hitler? Yeah. He didn’t like that so much. In fact, a lot of people in Hollywood didn’t like that so much. So maybe Megan only said she was giving up acting because she couldn’t get a decent gig. Well, is reporting that Megan swallowed her pride, picked up the phone, and called Michael to apologize. A source says Michael not only forgave her, he told her he had a perfect role for her in his remake of the 90s movie, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.’

When a couple gets divorced, their friends are forced to pick sides. And in the case of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, their buddy Madonna went with….Ashton! Madonna invited Ashton — not her former Kaballah-loving bestie, Demi — to her annual Oscar party. A source says Madonna adores Ashton because he’s cute, funny and he flirts outrageously with her. And what old lady doesn’t love THAT!

Lindsay Lohan’s new attorney Mark Heller is doing whatever he can to keep his client out of jail. He wrote a letter to prosecutors, promising that Lindsay will go through intensive psychotherapy and submit herself to regular screening. He also promised that she’d set up her own foundation to benefit young people. How? I’m not sure. But he said Lindsay’s willing to visit schools, hospitals and any other place where she can inspire kids to “pursue positive goals and avoid bad habits.” In fact, Lindsay’s willing to visit ANYWHERE except jail. Lindsay’s accused of lying to a cop about being behind the wheel in a car crash. Her pre-trial hearing is set for Friday. The trial is set to begin March 18.

Kim Kardashian can admit she was wrong. She told “Cosmopolitan” magazine that she judged her sister Kourtney for having not one, but two children out of wedlock with Scott Disick. Kim said, “I was like, ‘You’re not married! How could you do this?” Fast forward to Kim being pregnant by Kanye West while she’s still legally married to Kris Humphries, and that’s made her reconsider her previous harsh stance. Basically, Kim realized that Kourtney unmarried with two babies had a better family life that she did, and she felt like a big old hypocrite. Kim is due to deliver this July, and unless there’s some miracle between now and then, she will still be married to Kris when she gives birth.

Will Miley Cyrus ever make it down the aisle with Liam Hemsworth?? We thought they may have secretly gotten married over Christmas, but she’s telling magazines that she’s still trying to pick out a wedding dress. But can the engagement survive this latest rumor? Are these two even engaged any more??  “Star” magazine says they’ve got an eye witness who saw Liam at the Chateau Marmont this weekend, and he was all over January Jones! And where was Miley? At Elton John’s Oscar bash. Sources there told “Star” that Miley was “all over the place.”

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