Comedian Blaire Erskine did a spoof where she pretends to be a CIA agent listing the reasons why she joined the organization. As a kid when she played Marco Polo she held her friends’ heads underwater and made them reveal where Polo was.
In college she’d give her friends acid, and then psychologically torture them for information. And if she could go back in time she’d tell her younger self that women can do murder too.
Why I love working for the CIA. pic.twitter.com/Frs3OnNgP3— blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) May 3, 2021