What Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes’ Divorce Means For Suri

Kris Humphries‘ ex-girlfriend or whatever she was has finally commented on rumors that she’s pregnant with his baby. Myla Sinanaj tweeted a photo of herself wearing a bikini, sucking in her tummy as hard as she can, with a caption that read, “Uhhh ooooo Loook No baby bump! #Shocker yes I’m a thick curvy girl *All natural I’m comfortable in my skin.” And if you want to read more captivating, inspirational and informative tweets from Myla, you can follow her @NYAngel24.

Mary Murphy is having a rough year. Not only is her ex-manager suing her for more than a million dollars in unpaid commissions in damages, he also claimed — in official court documents, no less — that Mary is a “desperate, cocaine-fueled nymphomaniac.” Ouch. And now, it looks like all this embarrassing information may cost Mary her job. RadarOnline.com is reporting that producers of “So You Think You Can Dance” want to get rid of Mary and bring back former judge Mia Michaels, who left the show 3 years ago to pursue other projects.

This “Scary Movie” franchise must make a butt-load of money because they keep making them. Yes, there will be a “Scary Movie 5” and guess who’s in discussions to join the cast? Lindsay Lohan. But it wouldn’t be for the lead. Ashley Tisdale replaces Anna Faris as the number one “Scary Movie” girl.

There reportedly has been no signs of improvement for Usher’s 11-year-old stepson, Kyle Glover, who remains on life support after being struck in the head by a jet ski over the weekend. Kyle and a 15-year-old girl were riding in inner tubes being pulled by a pontoon boat when they were struck by a jet ski. The girl suffered a cut on her head and a broken arm, but Kyle suffered a severe injury that left him brain dead. Usher and his estranged wife, Tameka Foster, have put all their anger and disagreements aside to be with Kyle in the hospital. Now we’re learning that the man driving that jet ski was a family friend, Jeffrey Hubbard of Atlanta. Investigators say alcohol was not a factor and they don’t believe a mechanical malfunction was to blame.

In an effort to protect their daughter from a drawn-out spectacle of a divorce, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have agreed to a divorce settlement. Money wasn’t the issue. It was all about 6-year-old Suri. Katie wanted sole custody of their daughter, and it’s being reported that Tom agreed to give her primary physical custody, with him getting liberal visitation rights. As far as reports that whenever Tom has Suri she’ll be watched by a nanny and security guard hired by Katie, Tom’s people say that is not true. As far as religion goes, reportedly they agreed to restrict their conversations with Suri until she’s older. Word is, the reason Katie left Tom was because she didn’t want Suri raised as a Scientologist.