"I Tinkerbell!" - Emma Kelly, 2

Oh, my tummy. Tried to use up what was in the veggie drawer, so I ate broccoli, onion and tofu stir-fry tonight. Don't come near me until this wears off!!!

Emma Kelly is in this weird phase where she wants to inflict pain. I remember my cousin Suzanne would deal with it by giving back whatever her kid just did. If one of her kids bit another one, Suzanne would bite the biter. So, since it's me Emma Kelly is pummeling, I threaten to pummel her back. And she stands there with a big grin on her fa… Continue

I paid $60 for this charity Partner's Card that gives me a 20% discount at all these stores all over town, but the thing is good only Oct 30-Nov 8. Since I spent the weekend chasing Cobra Starship and recovering from that debacle and we leave for Kidd's Kids on Thursday, I basically have 3 days to spend enough money to justify buying this card. So yesterday I hit a toy store and knocked a few kids off my list. What joy Christmas brings! Just knocking people off a list.........But at least I save… Continue

I've been pretty sick all day today. Yes, I drank my way through Halloween night and I woke up feeling fine after getting a solid 8 hours of sleep. But after I was up a couple hours, I downed a bottle of water and I don't know WHAT happened. It's like I got SICK drunk and couldn't hold my head up, which is quite convenient when your head is hanging over a toilet. I downed half a bottle of Pepto and Auntie Crazy brought me some nummy mashed potatoes and my tummy feels a lot better now. I love tha… Continue

So I went in to work all dressed to work out as soon as I got off the air. Remember how I thought all day Wednesday was Tuesday? Well, my workout that I thought was today is actually tomorrow. What is going inside my head??? So I sat there at my house in my little workout pants, getting all frustrated because he was 10 minutes later. Finally looked at my planner and saw I had the date wrong. So I ate a big bowl of soup and a mini Reese's thingie left over from Emma Kelly's birthday party and the… Continue

I kept thinking all day that Wednesday was Tuesday, which threw me off a bit. Right after work, I tore out to do a little boutique run and hopefully find something cute to wear Saturday night. Wow. Ten pounds really does make a huge difference. I'll never say it's "only" 10 pounds again. So! Since nothing cute fit, I bought jewelry. A bracelet, a pair of earrings and three rings. I also bought something called "Stiffs" -- you put them in the hem of your pants to keep them from slipping between y… Continue