
Part-Time Justin turns it up with a healthy (alcohol optional) treat and Today’s turn up topic is all about interpreting emojis…
- If I text you “an accordion emoji” it means im fixing to act accordingly.
- When I text you “a burger emoji”, just know we got beef.
- If I text you “a wolf emjoi” it means, where the hell have you been loca?
- If I text you “a movie clapperboard” it means Imma about to make a scene up in here.
- If I ever send you a “plate emoji and an eggplant emoji” just know we making baba ganoush for dinner.
- If I text you a “mango emoji” it means it’s time to let that man go.
- If I text you “an onion emoji” that means I’m crying. (my boyfriend said that means ya stink.”
- When I text you a “caution on road emoji” it means you don’t want to go down this road with me.
- If I text you a “cat, rat, cat, clown, rat, cat emoji” it means I seen you and your homeboys.
- If I text you a “flip flop emoji” it means you’ve flipped and you need to flop out of my life.
- If I send you a “pizza emoji” it means I want a piece of you.
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