So, this Sales guy walks up to me at the mall last night and really caught me off guard with his “sales pitch.” First of all, I was already a little self conscious about walking through the mall holding a Victoria’s Secret bag. I was returning stuff for my girlfriend. Then, as I’m walking past a pretty high-end store, this guy walks up to me and says:

“Excuse me…Excuse me…I don’t mean to offend you but can I talk to you for a second???” (nothing good EVER comes after that?)

Then, this is what he said next: “I sell weed. I mean, I sell a LOT of weed.” Do you or any of your friends, have a need for any of my product?”

WOW, what a professional dope sales person! And what a unique sales approach. This guy stopped me inside a High End Shopping Mall where we are surrounded by stores where shoes are $200 and up and the dope man is trying to sell me a bag of weed! WHO KNEW? Instead of paying $10 to valet park, I could have bought a dime bag! Wow, talk about location, location, location…