A guy gave me two turtles last night. Does that mean we’re going steady?
We have turtle races at my bar on Tuesday nights. And there is this 125 gallon tank that we keep the turtles in. Some people Rent our turtles for $5 each and some people BYOT (Bring Your Own Turtle.) Anyway, this one guy not only brought his own turtles last night to race, he asked me if I wanted to adopt his two turtles. He said that in the last year, he had bought 4 pumps for his turtle tank. I can relate. I have bought 2 myself. Anyway, I said sure. So next week, we will have two new “House” turtles that will be in the races.