Ok, im sitting here watching the bachelor, and I am writing this after seeing the first 10 minutes of the show. First of all, I want to say this. I would be willing to bet that This guy gets more tail than anyone ever will know. In fact, I want to speculate that this dude already gets more tail than any one could ever even IMAGINE! He’s good looking. He’s got an accent. He plays soccer. And, at least for now, until TV gets a firm hold of him, he’s not an EXTREME Ass****. Dude, why on earth would this dude get married? He’s going to play the daddy card and get more chicks than he’s ever had… then he’s going to leave the show and get even more tail because he will be perceived as the guy that WANTS to get married but hasn’t found the right chick. This dude is the man! And America is about to see it!
There’s such a difference between guys and girls. If a guy thinks he’s going to meet J-Lo, he will say that he want’s to hook up with her. Sure, He wants to make out with her and maybe he wants to hit it…He will not say that he wants to MARRY her, but these girls on the bachelor want to commit to this guy without even meeting him. This is such a trip. And I would love to know of all of the cheesy bits that these girls do when meeting the guy, how many are their ideas and how many are the producers ideas? I would guess that a majority of the ideas are the producers…but can’t the girls say no? After watching all of the cheese on this show, I may not be able to go to the bathroom for a week.
Tomorrow night, I am having maybe the biggest star that I have ever had in my bar. Ok, it’s not Tom Hanks big or Jennifer Lopez big, but he is still pretty big. Here’s the story: I was sitting around thinking of ideas for possible promotions to do for the month of January. I guess I Googled “celebrity birthdays.” Boom, Elvis’ birthday is January 8th. Ok, I thought since I have never done anything for this occasion, I figured I’d give it a shot. Then, I had a Random Man moment. We interviewed Jerry Springer a couple of years ago and randomly, he broke out in song. He was such a cool down earth celebrity. But, back to his music. Not only did he break out in song, He broke out with an Elvis song. So, I wondered if I could somehow get in touch with Jerry Springer’s people and get him to do an appearance at my bar and sing some Elvis? Well, I won’t bore you with the details but it’s going to happen. Now the trick is going to be getting the band to learn the Elvis songs in time. And all of this will happen without a sound check or a rehearsal with both the band and Jerry Springer. Did I mention that this is going to be filmed for Dishnation as well? This is going to be good!