It’s graduation season! The time of year when another chapter in your life comes to an end. The cast shares words of wisdom with you in a way no one else will. Check out their Commencement Haikus below!


Graduation Day
Mama, Daddy, see them cry
My diploma — tear


Big Al

Adult, Bills Vote Drink
Hangover, Groggy, Breath, Stink
Remember, Their Names



Make sure to study
Make sure you party real hard
Just don’t get pregnant



Freshman fifteen true
Regrets happen after 2
Don’t drink trashcan punch

Student loans no harm
Don’t pull frat fire alarm
Learn pose skinny arm