I have gotten considerably girlier living with a roommate. Last night could have only been more female if there had been lots of crying. After some exercise and salad-eating, Holly and I had a girl come over and give us an in-home spray tan. Holly didn’t know it at the time, but I told the nice girl to give Holly the darkest shade possible, aka the Gary Coleman. Instead of being totally shocked by turning into Beyonce in 5 minutes, Holly asked for another coating. She is cray cray. Because you can’t put clothes on for about 30 minutes, Holly and I decided to have a nice glass of wine on our balcony while enjoying that terrible self tanner smell, and we did it all completely nude. Our apartment basically transformed into a nudist camp for an hour. I am basically European in my mentality about the body and I don’t find nudity uncomfortable. Clearly, Holly doesn’t either. I am really not sure if that’s normal or if all of that is completely inappropriate and one of those, “you shouldn’t tell that to anyone” kind of stories.

Continuing on the girl dilemma train, I have been really indecisive about hair color lately. I think I just got tired of being so blonde. I find brunettes much more attractive and I have been dipping my toe in that water, but I think I want to go back for more. I don’t think I’m as attractive with the brown, but I do feel cooler and that’s what it’s all about right? I could sure save a lot of money being brown.
I read a book about vocabulary last night which really isn’t girly at all, it’s definitely another one of those, “never tell that to anyone” things. Honestly though, you can make people think you’re a hell of a lot smarter than you really are just by having a strong vocabulary. Are flash cards for words at 27 years old too much?