The Huge Foot in Mouth moment happened this past weekend and it was BAD! Oh, it was bad. We were all sitting around after closing time . That’s pretty much when the bartenders and waitresses close out their tabs and we just kind of unwind. So I was sitting there in the middle of the bar and I was flanked by two waitresses. Somehow the conversation turned to the few waitresses that had recently been hired and then, quit a few days later. The two most recent girls that quit had only worked at the bar less than a week. So, while the waitresses were sitting next to me, for some reason I felt like it was a good time to pose this question: “Why is it that the hot waitresses always quit after a week and the not hot waitresses stay for years?” There was a quiet few moments… then, one of them said, “Thanks Al.” I guess that’s when it hit me. I just insulted every waitress that is sitting here. I tried to clean it up. I said no I meant that the new ones that we hired. There was no cleaning this up. I had screwed up royally. I apologized. They laughed a little but they were hurt. I know this. Oh, I’m an idiot!