We asked listeners to share with us more weird things their kids want for Christmas. Read what they wrote below and check out what listeners said on the show here!

 

My son asked for a ticket to a time machine to go back in time. When Santa asked why, he said he wanted to back to the day he and his twin sister were born so he could fight to get out first so she couldn’t keep telling people she was his older sister….. – Kelly

A baby gorilla. She was very persistent so we got her a mechanical gorilla and said instead of thank you she said “did I put fake on there? Maybe I did. Oh well try next year.” She never got that gorilla! – Jeremy

When my son was 4 he asked for a gallon of gasoline. – Lacey

When my daughter was little she asked her grandpa for his false teeth for christmas so she could break them up n use them for the tooth fairy. – Jackie

No joke i gave my kids pen and paper and told them to write down 10things they want for Christmas well my 12 year daughter wrote down as number 1 a sandwich. – Crystal

Six American flags not one but six. – Robin

When my Granddaughter was 7 years old all she wanted for Christmas was “The Clapper” LOL And she got it! – Joan

My 5 year old asked for a Barbie with A Darth Vader doll. I asked her no ken? She said no Ken is too pretty for barbie. Lol – Leonora

My then 4 year old asked Santa for a stick… For fetching. We don’t have a dog… She wanted to teach our cat to fetch. – Crystal

Oxiclean!!! Lol when I asked my 5 year old son what he wanted, he said oxiclean….he said you can clean your dinosaurs or anything!! Lol. Love my kids! – Mitzi

My 9yr old asked for a publishing company so he can get the books he writes on the best sellers list! – Feezy

Daughter (6 yrs old at the time) asked to be 16 yrs old, have a drivers license and Mustang GT (convertible to fit hunting bow in the back). – Kristy

My son wanted a 1950’s typewriter last year. He got it and uses it everyday. – Kerri

My 10 year old also asked for a pet great white shark. – John

Rope and duct tape, we threw in a plastic tarp to start his serial killer set. – Heather

Cheese…large blocks of cheese…lol. And her uncles got them for her. – Susie

Celery!! When she was almost three she liked the Wonder pets and they ate celery at the end of show! – Julie

My 3 year old daughter asked for a pink gun to shoot the bad guys. – Kendra

My 8 year old son ask for a 100 inch tv for Christmas. We asked him “what for? So we can have a drive-in theater in our backyard?” – Nicki

My 3 year old asked for a bra this year. Yep. – Amanda

When my daughter was 3 she asked for a brita filtered water bottle. She knew what it was for and everything. – Stephanie

A box. A big box. To live in and have his own place. My son is 8. Lol. – Nicholas

My son is five and he asked for the soft toilet paper the bears use on the tv commercial lol. – Lisa

Big Al will appreciate this one as he met Gracie & saw how she loved elephants on kidds kids 2010! She asked for one of the big robotic elephants from rain forest cafe! Asked Santa to put it in her yard! – Buffie

This year, my 7 year old son asked Santa for a “radioactive spider” so that he can let it bite him, and turn him into Spider-man… really… I told him I wasn’t sure if Santa would do that. – Stephanie

A real cash register, three days before Christmas! Found it though! – Michelle

I don’t have a kid but my 3 yr old niece asked me for an American Flag so she could be prepared for the marching band to come down the street – LOL not sure where that came from haha. – Lindsay

Spaghettios…then we got a puppy he named Spaghettios! – Lauren

My little girl’s list this year contained everything from boots, to candles, to video games and bracelet making material……and a taser and hand pistol!?! LOL! She’s 12! – Crystal

My youngest daughter age 7 is asking for crutches! – Kelly

Mine asked for a mannequin head. Lol. – Toni

My daughter when she was 8, she asked santa to make it snow inside the house on Christmas eve.. Thank God it snowed outside only. .lol – Ruby

Summer. – Brenda