We took a nice lil trip to Houston… you know what would make it awesome? Not being sick. Now I know what those people who had the plague back in the day felt like. People walk up to you, hear you talk, give you a lil smile, and then they just walk away as quickly as possible. It’s all good, it happens.
You know what else we got to do last night? We got to be behind the scenes during a fashion show. If you are a modest person, that is not the place to be. Why, you ask? Well apparently, the models (men and women) have no problem with the nakedness…. They run off the runway and start undressing right away… and they get naked. Why is it that we cant help but to look at naked people? Its like an eye magnet. Luckily, I didnt giggle once… I dont know why I didnt giggle, but I didnt. Good times.
I did have a giggle outbreak at the hotel gym before the event. I was in there doing my P90x business. It was a very small gym, and there was another lady in there on the treadmill, and a maintenance worker. The woman had headphones in… the music was loud as can be. I could even hear it coming out of the headphones. The music was so loud (“how loud was it!!!!!”), it was so loud, that she did not hear herself pass gas… loudly. It was so loud, that it stopped me in my tracks. I automatically looked over towards the maintenance worker. Yup, he heard it too, and we shared a giggle moment. Then she did it again. It sounded like a car was backfiring. She didnt flinch, just kept on jogging with a smile on her face, as if she had gotten away with it. Meanwhile, I am stuck there trying not to go into a laughing spasm.