I have a serious question… are we allowed to own anteaters? I really hope I can adopt one and just put him in my back yard, because I have a problem. Now that the weather is starting to warm up, I am noticing some changes in my backyard. Grass is growing, squirrels are playing, birds are forming nests, flowers are blooming, some idiot from the alley threw some trash over my fence and I have a red ant problem. Some people may be asking, “what’s wrong with red ants, J-Sizzle!?” Nothing… except for the whole biting thing, and having a one year old, who thinks dirt is part of an everyday balanced diet.
I noticed this problem yesterday as we played catch. I threw the ball, Cason’s face caught it. He is still learning. I then started a hunt, which angered the ants, and two snuck up and got me. So my final decision has been reached. I don’t want to go buy poison at Home Depot, and kill them. No way. I want to buy an anteater to eat them. That way, we get a cool exotic pet, that I am planning to name “Uncle”, and we get rid of the ants in an efficient way.
Now, we have a story from the “La Calle Pared Journal”. It’s pretty much better than The Wall Street Journal. Kinsey is finally launching her online boutique!!! I know, it has been months, but I think she was partly scared, and partly not ready. Good news is that she is finally ready. We all have those fears of failing when venturing into something new, but I kept telling her that we will have some growing pains, we will learn from them, and get super rich. Thats how it works, right? Fail, learn, get super rich. Sounds right.